Shocked at our rudeness? Hey, we just want you to give yourself the finger...or the vibe...or the pleasure of your choice! May is National Masturbation Month, so in this increasingly sex-hostile culture, let's bring the Slamily together to be aggressively horny together! (And many thanks to the April audience member who suggested the theme.)
Our theme for May is "Go F* Yourself", defiantly claiming our right to pleasure, lust, and self-expression. Maybe you'll tell us about the vibrator that finally showed you what's the big deal about the big O. Will you delight us with stories of mutual self-pleasure with your sweetie(s)? Or perhaps you'll get creative with the theme and tell us about your lustful journey to avenge your broken heart, or the sexplorations that flipped off everyone who has ever tried to silence you. Get ready for the cheers and love that await you when you inspire our rallying cry, "Your life is awesome!"
(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)
As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!
Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who keep that middle fingernail trimmed, because manners.
Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.
Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door
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Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm
Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling
Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore. She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, nightlife/event producer, and writer by day. She's also a burlesque performer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter and newly a producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. Follow her at divanations.com.
