The Bluebird

A romantic, literary themed cocktail bar in Hampden, Baltimore.

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Smut Slam Baltimore: Summer Lovin'

  • The Green Room 3602 Hickory Avenue Baltimore, MD, 21211 United States (map)

Storytelling has never been steamier at Smut Slam Baltimore! It's a first-person, real-life storytelling show that's all about s-e-x. Audience members sign up to tell a 5-minute story from their sex lives, and a panel of local celebrity judges awards bawdy prizes to the top 3 tellers. Too shy to get onstage? Write up an anonymous question or confession for the F*ckbucket! It might be read aloud between stories, and even if it isn't, you'll be entered into a raffle for another fabulous prize.

Femme-cee Diva Darling presides over this rowdy, funny, and often oddly wholesome night of saucy stories with sass, class, and a whole lotta ass. Grab your date, your polycule, or your squad for one of the most memorable nights out in town!

Summertime, and the lovin' is steamy! Sex on the beach, vacation flings, getting railed in a sundress on a sunny balcony-- the hottest months of the year bring out the frisky in us. Escape the heat outside for the hot stories inside as we share our tales of lust, sweat, and fun in the sun.

This month, our theme is "Summer Lovin'". Talk to us about the day you discovered what they meant by "pool party". Reminisce about your Eat-Play-Lust trip to a far-away land. Tell us how that broken AC didn't stop you from your steamiest hookup ever. However you interpret the theme, we want you to get the stage sizzling with your summer nights of naughtiness!


Earlier Event: July 18
Stoop Stories: Mistaken Identity
Later Event: July 22
Django Jazz Jam