Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic-- a perfect date night at a swanky cocktail lounge!
The weather outside is frightful, but inside we're sooooo delightful! The temperatures aren't the only ones going down when we all put the longest nights to their best use. Santa Daddy's coming with a sack of toys fit for all the good little pervs, and Krampus got dat tongue and whip ready to give the naughty list their lashings. Come raise a spicy cup of cheer with the Slamily at our hedonistic hearth for the most bedtime of stories!
This month, we're closing out another smutty year with the theme of "Hot Frosty". You might not have sculpted the caked-up snowman joyfriend of your dreams (yet...) but talk to us about the booty call babe who blows back into town every winter. What happened with your smokin' work crush at that office holiday party of excess? Regale us with tales of getting your halls decked or donning your gayest apparel. What did your angel look like when you got frisky in the snow?
(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page. Don't have a story that's on theme? That's okay-- the theme is just a suggestion!)
As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize courtesy of our sponsor, Uberlube. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!
Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who might just let you sit on their laps and tell them what you most desire.
Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.
This event has been selling out in presales, so door tickets may or may not be available. However, should they be available, they are $25 payable in cash, PayPal, Venmo, or CashApp. If the show is sold out but you want to take a chance on waiting, the Bluebird has two other bar rooms where you can enjoy food and drinks. We recommend arriving close to 7, asking the door person to take your name for the wait list, and coming back at about 7:50 to see if we've had no-shows or last-minute cancellations and can sell you a ticket. Usually we can, but buying in advance is better-- you can get a refund up to the day before the show if you can't make it.
Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door