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Smut Slam

  • The Green Room 3602 Hickory Avenue Baltimore, MD, 21211 United States (map)

We say it all the time at the show: Nerds are the biggest pervs! The Venn diagram of cosplay, gaming, Renn Faire, comics, and anime (to name a few) is a short stack of pancakes with "horny" drenched in syrup on top. We'll be fanning ourselves this month over all the fannish stories of real-life slashfic!

This month, in honor of a season of nerdy delights like ComicCon, DragonCon, Faire, and Pennsic, our theme is "Fandom-ination". Clue us in on the seamiest underbelly of your favorite deviant con parties. Roll for initiative to describe the night that LOTR movie date led to a spicy roleplay film shoot at home. We know Hulk smash, but did you?

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page. Don't have a story that's on theme? That's okay-- the theme is just a suggestion!)

As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize courtesy of our sponsor, Satisfyer. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

While this isn't specifically a cosplay event, we're not gonna say no to you dressing in your nerdiest finery! And we'll be promoting some sexy fandom fun that's coming soon...

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who ship your real-life slash.

Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door

Doors: 7:00pm / Show: 8:00pm

Earlier Event: August 12
Old Time Jam
Later Event: August 18
Django Jazz Jam