**If the event is not sold out by 7pm on the day of the show, you can buy tickets at the door. At-door tickets are $25.**
What's more swoon-worthy than a playmate who's got great bedside manners? A trail of rose petals, breakfast in bed, a thoughtful selection of vibrators-- some spicy encounters stand out because their hedonistic hosts went all-out for your pleasure. Let's indulge in decadent drinks, luscious nibbles, gorgeous company, and stories of full-service sexcapades.
This month, our theme is “HOTspitality” because Diva is a big nerd and September 22nd is Hobbit Day. Did you make your lust connection at the orgy's all-important potluck table? What happened when your candlelight dinner became a wax scene? Did your hookup have a BJ mint ready on your pillow? Inspire us with your stories of being pampered and indulged by the lover who lavished you with sensory excess.
(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)
Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to give you a lusty welcome.
Join us before the show to enjoy finger food pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor table—including Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.
As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—your courage could be rewarded by a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!
Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door
(want to give back to your community? Add on a little extra to your ticket to fund gift tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do.)
Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm
Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling